I'm a grass-smoking kid living on welfare in California. I like light sabers and Asian women. Sometimes I work in a warehouse. I like eating with a fork and a spoon, but drinking tea is better. My friend Jarrid and I sometimes work out at the gym. I make a joke, and he laughs. It makes it hard for him to exercise. My friend Tori and I have cuddle puddles. Sometimes we compare the length of our stinkies.