The darkest wizard of all time, but with a nose.
Normal Voldemort is evil, why? Because he doesn't have a nose.
This Voldemort on the other hand is called Voldemort with a nose. He's got a nose, a very big one indeed. This Voldemort is kind, compassionate, loving and caring, he is capable of feeling emotions, he can feel love, which our evil voldy isn't capable of. All of this just because he now has a nose. You see, nose is a very integral part of a human, it is what makes us who we are, it completes us, it makes as human.
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